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omg test thingy [24 Sep 2005|08:37pm] [ mood | amused ] You commited suicide. I don't know why but the world was just getting to be to much for you. You felt as if even the people that sincerly wanted to help you were only making things worse. But now you're back because you have a mission to fufill that you never got to finish before. So don't give up, you're here for a reason that you don't know about yet. How did you die in your past life? (for everyone) brought to you by Quizilla quigonjin should totally take this. 8D 9 comments|post comment

[23 Sep 2005|02:36am] [ mood | confused ] D00D! I isolate myself for.. how long?.. and THIS MUCH happens. omgwtf. *brain explodes* 21 comments|post comment

a job well done...? [12 Aug 2005|05:49pm] [ mood | cold ] [ music | Riders on the Storm ] erm, Qui-Gon sir? am I going to get paid? =\ 2 comments|post comment

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errrmmm... [28 Jun 2005|07:12pm] [ mood | blah ] [ music | Dir en grey - Pink Killer ] Life has been relatively boring. Yesterday this green tentacled guy came up and asked for sprinkles. I gave them to him, but after much persuation. I like my sprinkles, and I don't give them away to just any random guy. (especially green tentacled ones) I hoard them... my preciousss ...bah. 9 comments|post comment

*koff* [13 Jun 2005|09:54pm] [ mood | crap in the sarlacc pit ] [ music | The Saga Begins ] Master got a journal too. Oh dear. 7 comments|post comment

[10 Jun 2005|02:38pm] [ mood | bored ] Ok, so I haven't been updating this... thing. *cough* Shut up about there being a bloody button on my control panel and I can just update it while walking and talking to the voice recorder. Shut up I say. I was busy enjoying the new iPod integrated into my helmet. Invited some Jedi people over the other day for cookies, pie, sprinkles and such. Everyone got hugely drunk. Ah, how I love parties. 8D And no, Siri, I am not compensating for anything. I just like to flaunt my 1337 powerz. 10 comments|post comment

... [01 Jun 2005|08:23am] [ mood | annoyed ] ...damn Obi-Wan. He cut off all my limbs and left me to burn. Damn him. *muttercurse* And now I'm stuck with all these bloody mechanical limbs and I can't conjure Sith lightning like Palpatine. Bah. Bah I say. And to say nothing of the physical damage I sustained in that stupid lava pit... I'm now stuck in a black mechanical suit of doom! No more "oooh sexy Jedi", and no more "screw me now please!". *weeps in a corner* 5 comments|post comment

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